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July 3, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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My brother - in - law is the lift technician here, and he says that if more than ( state the present number of occupants ) people get into this lift, the stupid thing goes into free fall.
Luckily there s a big spring at the bottom of the lift shaft!
This should clear the elevator, apart from the deaf guy at the back that you didn t notice! Now all you have to hope for is that some other guy didn t read this article before you!
Duncan Kelly
More humor and a free SQUEAKY CLEAN JOKES page at:
The WrinklyO Web Node at wrinklyo.
googlepages Lots more that you will be interested in.

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The Seating Chart - -

July 3, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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It is never a good idea to sit ex spouses together at the dinner table
The Seating Chart - -
It is never a good idea to sit ex spouses together at the dinner table.
Hide the steak knives!
The Dinner Conversation - -
In many families, it is required to make it through Thanksgiving by wearing a set of earplugs.
Just nod ever so often and say uh huh as you pretend to chew if you want to avoid talking to any of your relatives.

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Blonde jokes are based on the premise that men ( first ladies ) with blonde

July 2, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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hair are oblivious, gullible, plus
Blonde jokes are based on the premise that men ( first ladies ) with blonde
hair are oblivious, gullible, plus.
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nonetheless, only natural dull.
You can believe that
this trouble-free premise may get older - on the other hand lo with see it attains not, the finest
blonde jokes are existing plus anyways inside the 21st century! Given that some reason, admire
being desirous to the tabloids at the chain store checkout counter, I effortlessly
can t get your hands on satisfactory of each other, thence I present to you the best blonde jokes I absorb of -
plus I wish that they class you get to the bottom of a grin with snigger the recreation of the day!
Blonde Yarn #1: Blonde on the take care
A redhead was anyhow over the rapidity edge while she solicit her blonde passenger, See any cops behind us? The blonde turned around for a long look.
Hey, yeah, I do.
Damn! said the redhead.
Are his flashers on? The blonde replied, Yep, nope.
Yep, nope.
Yep, nope.

Blonde Joke #2: First Class to Vegas
The blonde plopped down in First Class in spite of her Coach ticket.
The stewardess informed her, Miss, you re going to have to move to your seat.
But the blonde merely smiled smugly.
Honey, you don t understand: I m cute, I m blonde, and when I get to Las Vegas, I m going to be rich.
Even the head stewardess couldn t make her move.
I m cute, I m blonde, and when I get to Las Vegas, I m going to be rich.
Finally the Captain was summoned.
He whispered in the blonde s ear, she gave him a surprised look, then stood up and moved quietly to Coach.
The stewardesses were impressed.
What did you say to get her to leave? Oh, I just told her First Class doesn t stop in Las Vegas! Blonde Joke #3: Blonde Diagnosis Doc, you ve got to help me, said the cute young redhead.
I hurt all over.
What do you mean? asked the doctor.
She touched her right knee with her finger.
Ow, that hurts.
She touched her left cheek.
Ow, that really hurts! Then she touched her shoulder.
OW! Even THAT hurts! The doctor grew suspicious.
Are you a natural blonde? he asked.
Why, yes, she replied.
how did you know? Oh, lucky guess, said the doctor.
You have a sprained finger.

Blonde Joke #4: Blonde Cruise
A blonde walking by a travel agency notices a sign in the window, Cruise Special - $99! She goes inside, hands the agent her money, and says, I d like the $99 cruise special, please.
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, pushes her in and leaves her, floating downstream.
A few minutes later another blonde passes by, sees the sign, goes inside, and pays for the $99 cruise special.
She receives the same treatment.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.
As they float along, side - by - side, the first blonde asks, Do they serve refreshments on this cruise? The other replies, They didn t last year!
Blonde Joke #5: Alligator Shoes
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

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You will hunger:

July 1, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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Paper plates Yellow ( 1 ), Red ( 2 ), and Green ( 2, two inch diameter circles for lion eyes ) Red Ribbon ( 12 inch long strips of inch wide ) 18 of elastic ribbon Cut yellow and red construction paper into strips, and alternate colors
You will hunger:
Paper plates Yellow ( 1 ), Red ( 2 ), and Green ( 2, two inch diameter circles for lion eyes ) Red Ribbon ( 12 inch long strips of inch wide ) 18 of elastic ribbon Cut yellow and red construction paper into strips, and alternate colors.
Glue onto paper plate edges.

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Thomson along with Thompson still cause much debate over whether they are twins or not

July 1, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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despite their names being different
Thomson along with Thompson still cause much debate over whether they are twins or not
despite their names being different.
In Tintin and the Broken Ear Herge uses Dupont twice for the two characters.
The common consensus is that they are not twins even though Snowy thinks they are in Destination Moon ( pg 18; last frame ) Snowy says This is it!.
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Sensational appearance of the Thomson twins! To add to the confusion both characters claim to have worn the same mustaches since they were born.

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And we just wanted to say Happy Birthday,

June 30, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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I guess that s really what these words are for,
here s to you, Nancy, you re simply wonderful,
and here s to our everlasting friendship, for evermore
And we just wanted to say Happy Birthday,
I guess that s really what these words are for,
here s to you, Nancy, you re simply wonderful,
and here s to our everlasting friendship, for evermore.

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The bulk solitary obsession to do is to work the precise act

June 30, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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The bulk solitary obsession to do is to work the precise act.
The comic should have vast
experience with corporate comedy events.
You don t want some armature just learning comedy to do it while your reputation is at stake.
The comic should understand that this is not a comedy club gig and they need to keep it clean.
Again get a professional that is used to working clean.
Their promo pack should include a list of past events and performances.
If this list is only comedy clubs with no other corporate or cruse ship appearances listed be careful.
A good agent or booker can help find you someone experienced in this specific type venue.

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2

June 29, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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2.
Having a sense of humor does NOT require you must have the ability to make quick hilarious remarks, witty come - backs or tell funny stories and jokes.
3.
Having a sense of humor does NOT insist you have to laugh at everything, especially if it offends you or if you are the brunt of another s misuse of humor.

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5 ) Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall

June 29, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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If there are mirrors or reflective surfaces in the background and you can t find a different location, only take the picture in such a way that the flash is not perpendicular to the surface, but at an angle ( unless you want a nice photo of your flash )
5 ) Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
If there are mirrors or reflective surfaces in the background and you can t find a different location, only take the picture in such a way that the flash is not perpendicular to the surface, but at an angle ( unless you want a nice photo of your flash ).

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Let me stop here, these are really really long blocks I have to make

June 28, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
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This clear in defense of my whining
We stagger along
Reaching the pack of two young guys now fighting with the junkie in the Middle of the highway
Let me stop here, these are really really long blocks I have to make
This clear in defense of my whining
We stagger along
Reaching the pack of two young guys now fighting with the junkie in the Middle of the highway.

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