According to some medical doctors its good for you it releases some endorphins in your brain that

March 18, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

According to some medical doctors its good for you it releases some endorphins in your brain that is suppose to make us feel good.
I honestly don t know if that s true or not, am not a medical person of any kind so try having a laugh a day, with some funny video clips there free, and see if it works for you.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

But my friends know better

March 17, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

But my friends know better.
And they re tired of me pretending to be an old salt.
The parrot droppings on their shoes don t please them too much either.
So they dared me to put up or shut up— leave the dock or give up my seafaring fantasy and— heaven forbid— my boat.
I accepted the challenge.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

Oh yeah, and I do goldfish rescue too

March 16, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

Oh yeah, and I do goldfish rescue too.
Right now I have in my care a large white goldfish that looks more like Moby Dick, than a Carassius auratus.
And like his literary counterpart, he is blind in one eye.
Most of my fish are on display in the waiting room of my part time job, but MD is so unique he scares the clients.
So he happily swims about in my office with a troubling of liberated feeder fish.
A friend of mine, who I m certain sorts and alphabetizes her spices on a regular basis, assures me I am not a hoarder.
Messy, yes.
Eccentric, yes.
Disposophobic, no.
One crosses the line when one s collections cause impairment to basic living activities.
But she hasn t seen my hubby s and my used ( and new ) book library.
One spark and the fire department would have to call in the reservists.
However, my hubby had cut his booking back - he s practically on the wagon.
Part of this may be due to his all - encompassing hobby - running Your Scrivener Press.
Four times a year we have 500 to 1500 books delivered by transport and deposited in our garage, and from there into our house, and then hopefully into stores and new long - term loving homes.
Hopefully.
.
.
You have heard the phrase, You can t take it with you! Amen to that!
Jan Carrie Steven, MA RSW is Counselor, Mentor, Chaplain and Volunteer.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

In the heyday of age you are

March 16, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

and your mind tells you
do something,
like wave is world
you get with it
and later you shall ask yourselves
why did you sit out on your seat?
All your life
you bothering
to do
or not to do something
to go with herd,
to listen it,
be better, indeed, right?
To rip off like the other
or to steal,
to trick those who help you,
to lawless rub along
or get all on the sly
and people about you no heed?
How long you live
don t let the herd
decide for you
do something even is a little bit
( as per your power )
not get to ponder
that you state
as somebody said once
you better sit out on your seat
In the heyday of age you are
and your mind tells you
do something,
like wave is world
you get with it
and later you shall ask yourselves
why did you sit out on your seat?
All your life
you bothering
to do
or not to do something
to go with herd,
to listen it,
be better, indeed, right?
To rip off like the other
or to steal,
to trick those who help you,
to lawless rub along
or get all on the sly
and people about you no heed?
How long you live
don t let the herd
decide for you
do something even is a little bit
( as per your power )
not get to ponder
that you state
as somebody said once
you better sit out on your seat.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

Here is an explanation of the sentences above:

March 15, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

( 1 ) licked instead of liked;
( 2 ) inedible instead of indelible;
( 3 ) massage instead of message;
( 4 ) incontinence instead of inconvenience;
( 5 ) secretion instead of section;
( 6 ) perfume instead of perform and flowering instead of following
Here is an explanation of the sentences above:
( 1 ) licked instead of liked;
( 2 ) inedible instead of indelible;
( 3 ) massage instead of message;
( 4 ) incontinence instead of inconvenience;
( 5 ) secretion instead of section;
( 6 ) perfume instead of perform and flowering instead of following.
D.
Sarig lingotip - Website localization, including multilingual embedding in 3rd party sites, such as eBay, blogs and social networks To me, the sole mania mirthful regarding woodpeckers is gazing them in cartoons.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

There are several methods of cooking in this; we will look at a few of them as we take a journey

March 14, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

There are several methods of cooking in this; we will look at a few of them as we take a journey into the wonderful world of cooking.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

If you want straight - up laughs at your event, then a stand up comedian like Dante or Rob Little,

March 13, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

If you want straight - up laughs at your event, then a stand up comedian like Dante or Rob Little, who have made appearances on Last Comic Standing, HBO, and Comedy Central is sure to get your crowd rolling in the aisles.
Show sample videos and show information about all of Corporate Funny s entertainers are available at their web site.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

Hence, the role of this special apple vinegar is no doubt quite unique

March 13, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

Hence, the role of this special apple vinegar is no doubt quite unique.
It provides numerous benefits to the people and leads them to live a fit and healthy life.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

There are musicians who have taken this up as a career

March 12, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

There are musicians who have taken this up as a career.
They compose interesting music and tones and put them up for sale.
Funny ring tones are the in thing today.
There are various ring tones which makes everyone laugh when they ring.
A lot of funny ring tones are available for free download on various sites.
In a life filled with stress and tension, funny ring tones around you provide you with some relief.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

Melba, Midnight Missed Ye To Me

March 11, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Funny stuff 

Oh, Melba weakness of mine
with tormenting night ruler
to my dreams
plans forged comprehensive inside mess up
since remains enjoys empires
disappeared prolonged ago
Melba, in sentiment
thine hand came upon he
to serve thy crave
for worshiper who
along furthermore save for taste became
such to his mate of Lima
Melba, ye fastidious female
of beauty spiritual
be thine wisdom reaching out
one in me with hand
oh, deity of feminine
harmonious as angel ye be in day
Melba, yet darkness fell on our stage
as did others take part in ours
on night ye oh, transformed
to she not of my acquaintance
in cold being of the unkind
to suffering in thine love
abandoned to dissolution
Melba, reasons unaware
feelings of mine
thou did not spare
but in haste ye parted
in society of one more
Melba, night of despair
was cast upon ye true
in depth of sorrow
for all was put to end
at hour of ye apathy
till morrow
Ariseli, Mystery Lady Of Sierra
Ariseli oh, ye of skin a dark
serving as cover
to all that comprise
body so feminine
Oh, Ariseli richness of ye cambers
take contour of lithe breast
of delight whilst rest
descend to legs true
of Aphrodite sexuality
rivaling ye not
Ariseli, for thou art real flower
of human daintiness
as thine scarlet so rose
in passionate clench
for he who be
but to drench
in thine ecstasy
Ariseli, to be thine admirer
true to ye only in thine smile
be nobility for me all while
we might engage
in act of flight so high
Ariseli, as condor from Andes grand
ye wings expand
as clutch of thine claws rush us to soar
in tenacious duel for ye roar
as I end audacious
for ye oh, me lady Inca
My name is Gianni Truvianni, I am an author who writes with the simple aim of sharing his ideas, thoughts and so much more of what I am with those who are interested in perhaps reading something new
Melba, Midnight Missed Ye To Me
Oh, Melba weakness of mine
with tormenting night ruler
to my dreams
plans forged comprehensive inside mess up
since remains enjoys empires
disappeared prolonged ago
Melba, in sentiment
thine hand came upon he
to serve thy crave
for worshiper who
along furthermore save for taste became
such to his mate of Lima
Melba, ye fastidious female
of beauty spiritual
be thine wisdom reaching out
one in me with hand
oh, deity of feminine
harmonious as angel ye be in day
Melba, yet darkness fell on our stage
as did others take part in ours
on night ye oh, transformed
to she not of my acquaintance
in cold being of the unkind
to suffering in thine love
abandoned to dissolution
Melba, reasons unaware
feelings of mine
thou did not spare
but in haste ye parted
in society of one more
Melba, night of despair
was cast upon ye true
in depth of sorrow
for all was put to end
at hour of ye apathy
till morrow
Ariseli, Mystery Lady Of Sierra
Ariseli oh, ye of skin a dark
serving as cover
to all that comprise
body so feminine
Oh, Ariseli richness of ye cambers
take contour of lithe breast
of delight whilst rest
descend to legs true
of Aphrodite sexuality
rivaling ye not
Ariseli, for thou art real flower
of human daintiness
as thine scarlet so rose
in passionate clench
for he who be
but to drench
in thine ecstasy
Ariseli, to be thine admirer
true to ye only in thine smile
be nobility for me all while
we might engage
in act of flight so high
Ariseli, as condor from Andes grand
ye wings expand
as clutch of thine claws rush us to soar
in tenacious duel for ye roar
as I end audacious
for ye oh, me lady Inca
My name is Gianni Truvianni, I am an author who writes with the simple aim of sharing his ideas, thoughts and so much more of what I am with those who are interested in perhaps reading something new.
I also am the author of the book entitled New York s Opera Society which is now available on Amazon.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google
  • blinkbits
  • blogmarks
  • De.lirio.us
  • Faves
  • Furl
  • Live
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MySpace
  • Netvouz
  • Propeller
  • Simpy
  • Spurl
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz

Next Page »