The event will be governed by the rules of the R&A Golf Association however several local rules
The event will be governed by the rules of the R&A Golf Association however several local rules will be in effect.
In the event of a gasoline powered golf cart exploding a players caddie into the next dimension the player will be allowed to change caddies instantly no penalty.
Should the Lord Jesus Christ the Jewish born Rabbi and the awaited Messiah of Christianity and Islam suddenly Rapture every born again Christian during a players backswing thereby interfering with the players swing the player will be allowed a mulligan.
This will be the first time in the history of the PGA Tour that mulligans will be allowed.
The PGA went along with it in the interest of avoiding another Casey Martin situation heading to the United States Supreme Court.
The final nail in the coffin was when the Democrats took over the American Congress and President Bush thereby lost the power to insert another Televangelist as the swing voter on the court.























