Kids could use these as an excuse for trashing the family sedan

Kids could use these as an excuse for trashing the family sedan.
It was terrible Dad! Millions of quarks bombarded the car, and the fender eventually just fell off.
I tried to get away, but they are everywhere in the universe! Who can argue with that? It s backed up by science.
So getting hit into the middle of next week may just be possible.
Apparently there are time tunnels from one end of the universe to the other, so that you can get 16.
7 trillion light years away from home in about 20 minutes.
Only problem is, they are not mapped all that well, so finding the entrance could be a slight problem.
Also, if you get a few trillion light years away from earth, and have only taken a light lunch with you, and you can t find the tunnel back, you may get a tad hungry if you come home the long way round.
You may well be asking, how you get up to the speed of light? This is simple.